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1. sex in coffins: don't knock it 'til you tried it2. hello, i’d like to order the grandfather clock...do you have 12-pound balls...oh, ok, i’ll call back later [eric calls qvc]
3. did you ever bring like a horse or a turtle on a train so you could terrorize little kids with it? but you have noticed that a rolled-up piece of masking tape could be a paper towel roll in a dollhouse...
4. you can only eat peanut butter and jelly with chunky peanut butter, otherwise it ruinds it...
5. are you addicted yet? [annoying tetris]
6. so when’s a good time to have sex? well, you’ll be a bitch for thanksgiving... [bioryhtms ‘94]
7. "Thank you sooo much!"
8. just don’t leave your sneakers there...
9. do you think it’s bad if, say, my boss and half of the building saw me with my tongue down her throat in the middle of chuck’s? [eric]
10. show me your uvula [rider]
11. no. [dave orens doesn’t give us the chance to ask if anyone tells him he looks like kirk cameron.]