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during my freshman year at SU, i lived in a dorm called brewster-boland. it was commonly known as "the hood," altho it was actually pretty nice. here are some of the things that made me laugh that year...

1. random ATM ATMs and "tur-KEYs"
2. no justice no entry => no justice no right turn on red => no justice no drunken RAs => no pens no justice => no penis no justice [john wayne bobbit]
3. tonite on "COPS...in Syracuse"...[nuff said]
4. we must stop the spawning of satan's seed
5. go, go, gadget elevator
6. it's ok...i live here; it's ok...i'm in an elevator; it's ok...i'm a limo driver
7. random trips to blockbuster to rent moving violations...and sit through the song at the end
8. little darlings like kristy mcnichol and jennifer grey [tatum] and matt dillon try to get laid and make funny faces
9. foo chow for the moo cow
10. fun with answering machines [are you still there??]
11. hey guys, let's drive around the circle at goldstein all nite and wait for lawrence moten to come by
12. unlearn. now. dammit.
13. i'll shove your balls so far up your ass you'll need a passport to take a shit - hey, this isn't shannon...
14. we got to park at HBC [even tho the movie was sold out...]
15. ouch. don't hit my head. [removing paper bag]
16. guten morgen, my name is jon bon jovi, have some mickey mouse pancakes...
17. denny's...'nuff said [except for tim g and babies on tables]
18. people in elevators with pic-i-nic baskets
19. make max want that ice cream dammit
20. move your feet so the brockway staff can vaccuum around us
21. scary cups full of that lemon merengue stuff [wince]
22. hey, sean, i'm from oswego, don't forget my number - 341-0247, but b-a-c-k-u-p off me
23. pearl jam - can't find a better dan
24. green day - when dan goes on rounds
25. warren g - [you don't see what I see] every nite on boland 3
26. nail tips are cool except that you can't pee for a while
27. t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t... [taxi]
28. the password is...know the code
29. RSA for a day [trevor's in the bathroom, he's constipated]
30. I'm god, i am impervious to ignorement, part the waters kimoses
31. heimgolfi. gymnasium.
32. we never met anyone named spoon before...yes we did, bob's friend spoon...no, that was string...oh, that's right
33. mis-sou-ri [smart-ass italian]
34. those aren't pants, they're tucked into your socks
35. hey how you doing, oh...random, thank you
36. hey!! jamie!! we're ready to roll!
37. hey girls, need a ride? ["john"]
38. G-Fuckin-O babee!!
39. Tofu...no that was bean sprout...
40. we just do that to keep out the high-school kids
41. it's 63 degrees out at 3:30 am, let's go to denny's [all you can eat $2]
42. i'm not from brew 8, i just play one on TV
43. bonding with the drunk drooling homeless man from townsend towers who knows a girl who can get us some good reefer [and singing maniac]
44. tray of j.b. reefsmoker, tray of jizz in your eye, tray of incredibly good head...ed lover and dr. tray
45. i know we're having fun, but why can't we, like, have fun before, like at 9 pm??
46. "3...4...8...Thanks." hey Dana Barros is on, and it's all our fault...
47. the walls are talking!!!
48. =-) [tatum/jennifer smile]
49. my name is stu, stu stu, my friends call me stu...i know someone who talks like that...
50. the cops at chuck's are *this* big
51. phil hartmann loves you...
52. well you know my name is simon...and i like to do draw-ings
53. angelica spills beer on the table, gino spills beer on the floor, there is a mysterious stain on angelica's butt, well...if they spill beer on the floor who knows what else they spill at sigma nu...rumel is in sigma nu [NOT]
54. so how do you feel about poo anyway
55. tofu n the hood
56. milkman!! [i figured it out - you don't live here!!]
57. guess who sent me e-mail...
58. madonna: happiness lies in eric's own hands...
59. there he goes, there goes speed moo-oon...
60. let my burgers go
61. 1-800-CALL GOD, we deliver you from evil
62. Ho-Ho-Kus [smack] ==> Dick-Dick-No
63. Hale Eddy...Lower Hale Eddy...
64. why are all these towns named after this chester guy anyway??
65. help, we're being followed by sheryl crow
66. [i will love you forever...] still?
67. no, we know *you* didn't win the big east award, did *moten* win?
68. help, my car collapsed!
69. Look kids, Floral Avenue...Look kids, Floral Avenue...[i told you we didn't need to ask for directions!]
70. ipso facto...
71. watch the crocuses!!
72. more fun with answering machines: i'vse gots a lovely bunch of coconuts [diddledeedee]
73. what happens if i set off this road flare? it says ignite by flame
74. stop the arrow abuse
75. white trash bowling bitch...
76. let's play find the spam
77. hoyts! [as in jesus hoyts christ]
78. you didn't have to go there
79. SCREW
80. i gotta go get another drink...
81. Ralph...the RA who knew too much
82. Kimesha Ibuprofen Best
83. lands' sakes, it's eeeevenrude!!
84. I need my pants!!
85. watch me laugh on the inside
86. we're bored...let's compare scars!
87. pulp fiction...oops i shot him oh no [uh, guys i'm in the wrong row]
88. nice...door
89. network message: braxton thinks he's cool
90. find your future...IN the army hehe
91. shannon saw the softer side of sears
92. conan and eyebrows are being too loud..."RA on call..."
93. stick 'em up, i have a banana and i'm not afraid to use it...
94. you guys, we have been in the cluster for WAY too long
95. don't worry guys, they won't notice the mug missing from denny's, well it does have dennis' name on it after all
96. i'm pregnant with jesus!
97. mario bros. - live at the syracuse bus station
98. real mccoy - wo-oh-OH-oh, get out of my way
99. sheryl crow - all i wanna do is cruise erie blvd., i have a feeling we ARE the only ones...
100. [guy's voice - this is adrienne] hi, i'd like to order a wake-up call please...
101. [girl's voice - this is adrienne] hello, i'd like to order room service [hang on a second]
102. A. How far is it to Murro?
      B. chlamydia, chlamydia, i wish i could get ridda ya, you could learn a lot from chlamydia...
103. EAT.
104. so like uh PERKINS has some really good pancakes...we should go to PERKINS [subtle hint]
105. pie-sculpting contests/dunk-shit-in-someone's-glass contests [you should have had ben drop an orange in your glass...]
106. the hood's been good to me ever since i was a lowercase "g"
107. so long, farewell...i hate that part!!!
108. flying placentas at brockway [live DIDN'T have to go there!!]
109. DUH!! I LEFT MYSELF LOGGED ON AGAIN...
110. pjam again: don't call me dumbo...
111. derek foster: just me, no company
112. we have no cooth - we'll answer any door, any time, any clothing
113. nice n' easy [not]
114. [what's so funny?] your mother!
115. settle settle, chill chill
116. no more whiskey wars
117. sybil is evil. sybil makes me mad...
118. cup o' noodles: accept no substitues from shannon's mom [or read the label first so you can find out it has jalapeno peppers in it before eating it]
119. uh, there's a piece of machinery in my grilled cheese...this is bad [i definitely should have sued]
120. watch out for strange people darting across the street when trying to parallel park at oliver's
121. the 5 musketeers cd will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine...and what the FUCK is eddie saying in yellow ledbetter anyway??
122. south campus resident tour '95: Queens => SU => Buffalo
123. we're just sitting in front of the window watching the garbage fly by
124. stu, get out of bed and sign us in already [are you naked?]
125. i know, you were in the THIRD ROW you BEOTCH [or should i say you loose woman?]
126. jjadelman wants YOU [serving our country again i guess]
127. KDR: they're dorks but they're good
128. sex in coffins: don't knock it 'til you tried it
129. HOOTIE!!!
130. past, present, future...
131. hehe pipe
132. we should learn how to say NO!!!
133. drink for every time you hooked up...nice knowing you hehe
134. i wonder what it's like to live on the other side of the continental divide...
135. herbie the love snake causing more trouble in denny's
136. christina and the drunk reaper: you all should try sex in a coffin
137. the great e-mail war of '95: take no prisoners [i still think i was the picasso with the meow mix bowl]
138. drink [or is it rhubarb] for every time you saw cj's dick [tim is the only one who will be sober tonight]
139. pam? pam is that you? pam the children need you, i don't care what you have become, when are you coming back to flo-ree-da??
140. you have my word!!!
141. the cooth stops here!!
142. a dingo ate my baby!!
143. a taco ate my baby [was it a brockway taco or a graham taco?]
144. erica where are eyou i dfjh firnends amnd iu canht finid ouyou ouyour carr is her but ouyou aren t here i hiope yoiurt e not mad [oh i wasn't, i was quite happy, hehe i love dke tim]
145. six.
146. oopus mistakus
147. yes i am
148. sweet
149. so can i come over and bother you? [tiny tim borelli]
150. [gin blossoms] hey fuck me, hey fuck me - hey look it's elai, he must be used to drunk people singing at him

[waving and singing]...good...bye....