Halloween 1998

1. Joe [in the middle of an unrelated conversation]:  You can put band-aids over your nipples if you have a problem with that...
2. Shark:  You just ate my grave!
3. Joe:   ...and my mom's like, damn, my wrists hurt. I didn't go to Disneyworld that year.
4. Ge-off:   I gotta go to bed now 'cause too many people are starting to make sense.
5. Slick [singing]:  I'm dreaming...of a white Christmas..because your mom's a really big ho...
6. Slick's mom after seeing Ike perform:  He can really beat it! The drum, I mean.
7. Slick:   Sometimes i don't pay attention to what I'm doing...
8. G:   Use the panty-waist thing, it's like Kryptonite to him [as Slick falls to the ground]
9. Lance [this might be his big debut on the quote list]:  I think all these people are going to be at the little gem after it's over [referring to the Syracuse public access version of WWF]
10. Dancing Hooves. 'Nuff said.

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November 7, 1998
Watching SU at WVU with Z, JoBar, Kyle, and other assorted people

1. The Wok Guy in video game: "egg foo young!!! wokattack!! poo poo platter!! for here...or to go??"
2. Someone (referring to WVU's Amos Zeroue): "How do you pronounce that guy's name? "
   Will:  "A ZERO-EH A ZERO-EH A ZERO-EH A ZERO-EH..."(to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight")
3. "It's Sumo Santa!"
4. Sumo Santa: "Jingle THIS all the way..."
5. Flabalanche!

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Homecoming 1998
Note: This is not a complete list yet...
Congratulations to all the newcomers making their big quote list debuts - Jill, Courtney [let me know if I spelled that wrong], and N.I.B. Jeff!

1. (Doorbell rings) Rider:Hey, that could be more beer money!
2. Andy:Ike's even funny when he's raping people...
3. Rider (describing his ex): Yeah you know...big girl...bitch?
4. Jill:But you've never seen me go down...
5. Robyn (after a town is blown up by asteroids in "Armageddon"):That's when you wake up in the morning and wish you had an aspirin.
   Courtney:You'll wish you had a house.
6. Shark (as people pile on top of him):cover...nuts...
7. Random guy outside:WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?
   All members of the "orgy" inside:NOTHING!
   ****NOTE: anyone who remembers any quotes from that incident PLEASE send them to me because there were a lot more!!
8. Al: What's "SUMB"? They're pretty DUMB, they can't even spell it right.
9. Rider: Look, there's a guy taking his lawnmower for a walk.
10. Ge-off: All I wanted to see was the prick and I missed it.
11. "Homer Jay": Uptown girl…she's been living in her white bread world…free the Springfield two…free the Springfield two…
12. Jeff: A fairy's gotta do what a fairy's gotta do...
13. Fairy in "Sleeping Beauty": The forbidden forest! [gasp] We can't go there!
    Ge-off: It's forbidden.
14. Lance: That crow has pink eye.
15. Slick: I walked in and I saw Ca, and the trapeze...
16. Slick (following a moment of silence): Yeah I think Jon has one downstairs.
17. Z-FRO: You'd never get enough spirit at any SU athletic event for them to rush the field...

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Nov-Dec 1998
1. Shark: Basil, that's a spice, not a last name...
2. Ca: It's not even ten o'clock yet...and there are seven of you.
3. Shark (as G comes at him): This is on tape, I can sue if he hits me...
4. Joe: We need some quotes and you're not being very quotable.
5. Ca: This...that's a door. It says "mens" but I'm not a mens.
6. Shark: I took a piss and like a gallon came out, and all I did was like 8 shots.
7. Shark: I have never seen a bigger piece of shit than you...he's not like this he's like this...

Tahou's

8. Ike: Nick's strategy is he brings his girlfriend along...
9. Angel (discussing the toxic fumes soon to follow Barto's meal...): Yeah, I have to sleep with him.
10. Ike (after holding a lighter in Barto's face to make him behave): Oh yeah, that's gonna threaten him...
11. Ike: Stop squozing things.
12. Joe: I'm playing with Becca's buns.
13. Barto: Hey, Nick...
      Ike: My name's Ike.

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Semiformal Quotes, December 1998
1. G: "You need to drink out of a -- " delete opaque -- "container."
2. Bryce (on helium): Mike Kobasa is a togaaaaaaaaf...
3. Bryce (still on helium): Michael thank you for grabbing my nipple...you are so seeeexxxxxeeeeeeeeee...

Ike was the most sober person ever that nite...

4. Ike (after making Ca zoom in on his eye): It's a sober eye, right?
5. Ike (as drunken Santa): Ho ho ho here we go...

6. Ike: Does she want me?
      G: Yeah, but, you know what, she's a poster.
      Ike: What's her number?
      G: 443-U WISH
      Ike: (Pause) That's too many digits.

7. Ike: Oh, Erica, can you do me a favor and make a complete fool out of me? Oh, thank you.
8. Ike: Hey that's my job! Stop it! Stop! My job!
9. Ike (holding lit match): ...pi, rho...
      Ca: Pyro?
10. Ike (as others try to incriminate him on camera, insisting that it's not recording): ...especially with that red light right there...absolutely.
11. G (singing to the tune of "Zoot Suit Riot": "Jarhead Jared...what's the rest of the song...I don't know it...so I'll just make up some words..."
12. Ike: (Stares at self in camera, pauses...) I'm making a complete fool out of myself.
13. Ike: Anyone need a ride anywhere? (To G:) I don't think you're responsible enough right now.
      G: I'm not. You need to take care of me because I'm too drunk. (To camera:) Can you believe what a mess I am tonight?
14. G (watching Ike look at camera): You're checking out yourself aren't you.
      Ike: (Poses) I'd do me.

15. Ike: (To Reinhold) If you're too drunk I can walk you to your room...

16. G: Ok now you need to walk me back to your room. (Ike tries to go into another room.) Your room...
     Ike: My room... (tries to walk past his room)
     G: (stopping him) YOUR room.
     Ike: My room, sophomore year, that was my room...

17. Ike: (Raises hand)
      Ca: Ike? Do you have a question?
      Ike: Who has the bathroom pass?

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