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well we didn't have the usual turnout but we made the best of it!  the magic word: beans.

1. Seattle:  My car used to be black, now it's white.
    
2. Bryce:  I think he's still here.
   Ca:  He definitely said he was leaving before.
   Jarhead:  Ya know, when you make a promise you should keep it.
    
3. Ca (trying to communicate with Megan while Megan is inside and Ca is standing in the pouring rain):  Am I pledging?  No.  Maybe next semester..
    
4. ? (at the game):  Throw it to Marvin Harrison!
    
5. ? (watching SU dance team):  The dancers are dancing without music again.
   Ca:  I'll give them some music... bowm chica bowm bowm...
    
6. Ike:  Where's G$?
   Ca:  You mean G shift 4?
    
7. G-shift-4:  If anyone complains just blame it on Ike.
    
8. Seattle: How could anyone say you're "ugly"??  I mean I could see "unattractive," but definitely not "ugly"...
    
9. Ike:  You said I did it didn't you.
   G:  Have I ever blamed you for something and then not told you about it?
   Ike:  True.
    
10. G:  Stop strik-eng me.
    Ca:  They're mak-eng me do it.  I'm sorry!
     
11. Trotta:  Oh great now I'm Mr. BEAN man...  Look at me, I got BEANS all over me... It's only on the right side.
     
12. Ca:  So Trotta how do you feel about beans now?
    Trotta:  Well... I still love 'em... I just wish I wasn't wearing them.
     
13. Trotta:  Does anyone have anything to drink... other than beans?
     
14. ?: It's like Greg's room but without Tupac or Michael.
    Greg:  Yeah you should put a big banner across the bottom that says "dramatization."
    Ike:  Yeah but we need someone to play the part of Mark.
     
15. Smack:  Seatback!   ... and I'm bringing my yarmulke with me.
     
16. Sean:  Lex, you're definitely a face for radio.
     
17. Crocodile hunter:  Look at him, he's gonna bite me right on the nose!
     
18. Ca (observing Trotta returning from a beans-free chapter):  Did you survive without beans?
    Trotta:  No.  I'm dying.  I'm a shell of a man.
     
19. Ca (watching football player on exercise bike as they go to commercial):  What the hell?
    ?:  It's to keep him warmed up.
    Trotta: It's cuz he didn't eat his BEEANSSS.
     
20. Smack (during a discussion of how dues should be used to buy beans for the house):  We should just get a keg of beans.
     
21. Andy Richter:  It says it's 80% alcohol.
    Sean ?:  What's the other 20%?
    Ca:  Lighter fluid.
     
22. Ca:  Megan's a wife-beater.
    Megan: Not only that, the other day I had a dream I beat the shit out of Tiffany-Amber Theissen.
    Ca:  Thank god!  Somebody needed to.  I wish I'd thought of dreaming about that.
     
23. Chris McGarry:  It's good when studying actually pays off.
     
24. Ca:  Well apparently I'm bisexual.  I'm always the last to find these things out.
     
25. Grand Theft Auto: You want the chainsaw gringo?
    Guns don't kill people, death kills people.
    What the dilly yo?
     
26. Lex (as Smack blows up some trucks in Grand Theft Auto):  They don't pay any attention to those, those cars explode all the time.
    Ca:  Yeah, I think there's a recall on those.
     
27. Ca (as possible ho's are stopped on comstock by public safety):  The prostitution rests.
    Geoff #2:  Yeah this school is on the decline.  You used to have to go to at least Marshall Street for that.
     
28. Smack (with burger in his pocket):  He just touched my meat.
     
29. Random Chick (After gettin on her knees and touching Smack): Can you tell me where the restrooms are in here?
     
30. Megan:  We should take all those kinds of guys and send them to Greenland...  "We're sending you to  'Loser Greenland.'"
     
31. Megan:  I'm a narcoleptic insomniac.
    Ca:  Wouldn't those just cancel each other out?
     
32. JoeD:  This is me... la la la... (as he labels his silverware)
     
33. Ca:  Michael Jackson is a cyborg.
     
34. Ca: Megan's dangerous.  She kicked Tiffany-Amber Theissen's ass the other day.
    (a few minutes into this discussion)
    Ca: My solution is that we should just send the Afghans Ramen.  College students have lived on Ramen for years and it's like 8 cents a package.  The government is spending $2.50 on some peanut butter that they complain they don't like.
    Megan:  I have so much ramen it's coming out my nose.
    ?:  Megan doesn't need to kick ass, she can just shoot ramen out her nose...
     
35. Shark (multiple times on voice mail message): woa... hiccup.

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more quotes available for 2001:

new year's in boston | megan's surprise party and seton hall game