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homecoming at SU, october 8-10, 2004

1. random sluts we don't know: we're afraid to walk home alone, can you give us a ride? (and they get in the car with guys they don't know.)
   
2. ca: i wanna play the guitar. 'cuz i'm not a bitch.
   
3. goeff: i got a girl.
   louis: but she fucks everyone.
   ca: yeah. she fucked me. (guys laugh) she was good.
   
4. ca: mitch mitchell? that's the dumbest name i ever heard, that's like having 1-2-3-4-5 on your luggage!
   
5. (it was very bright in dunkin donuts) employee: can i get you anything?
   ca: some shades?
   lou (?): a dimmer switch?
   
6. louis: yes, i'm eating the poppies. one went in my eye. come on tears:
   
7. ca: these sprinkles are retarded.
   jared (5 minutes later): these sprinkles are retarded.
   
8. (someone mentions that mark is in a room with heather, kristin, and jon) (?) mark is in a room with two girls?
   geoff: yeah, they were having a 2-for-one sale.
   

neeeeed quotes! let me know if you have any. i'm gonna try to remember some more!

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