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we didn't start the fire rip-off: the KDR/SU experience '94-'97
by Cholerica
Note: this was a rough draft, I am trying to locate the final version which was this with a few changes…and no, i never did come up with a chorus...
kelly lets us into chuck's, trevor's music never sucks
rainbeau's electronic darts, kappa alpha pi
boland 3's where fleischer works, orens looks a lot like kirk,
jon sings opera, rider's u-VU-li
overhead of SU hangin' by the bathroom
attic parties, rest in peace, 3-man king is howie
wardle jams to bosstones, jumping outside the Dome
coffin sex, plastic snakes, pizza is what hector makes
[chorus]
"eric squared" are down on south, jim pukes in fleischer's
mouth
dorm-like new house, maniac's on south crouse
macarena, final four, lay takes jackets at the door
sageb, july, elefant's speculi
chilling in the basement, garrett in two accidents
rock-n-bowl bud hats, make a film about that
Singled Out, "Strowkab," springer stealing hubcaps
H92 9GK, peeing in the ashtray
[chorus]
denny's, perkins, visit jean, fiessner's drinking
gasoline
yonny's half-lit cigarettes, sponge crawls, "don't fret"
death circle, twister, caz shouldn't've kissed her
cheech and chong, giving birth, WHO WILL RULE THE NEW URTH?
[pause]
howard stern, there's the rub, pink hair, GREEN SIDE
UP!
bryan, adrian, shaved heads, downstairs gets carpeted
superbowl, kimmel bombin', kyle and beth, spider, "throbbin"
jobar ain't no played-out bitch, yonny's calling psychics
[chorus 3]
mike kobasa, woodward, mattson, backman, lance and
jason kaplan,
nick makes the century club, ike gives good hugs
Nick Tahou's garbage plate, Shaw was where we always ate
when that song was first released, the average freshman was three
darwin's, filming joe and rob, chilling with martini bob
knock knock, europe, safety, doorknob
[chorus]
club chameleon, forty four's, no one's at chuck's
anymore
country club, darwins, maggie's gone, faegans
will the Pi class make it in, tyson beats jeff selden
asshole, three-man, cereal for Van Zandt
trey's apartment, funky lights, adult world ameteur night
dr. dirty, konn-ball, bowling alleys in the halls
full-frontal nudity, E-vad Y-lad - "snoopy"
Keith's nails are really black...DJ Drew or DJ Zach?