here are some quotes from our Miami/Disney trip. you can also check out my "diary of a road trip: florida"...the story of our awesome road trip, destination: Miami. here, the mega-quote-list that I have compiled from the week's adventures.

Special thanks to:

• G-Money for donating his notebook so that I could write down quotes and learn physics at the same time
• Everyone who donated their CBs, which greatly increased the number of quotes we got out of this trip
• Kristin's family for the pit-stop
• Everyone who dontated their cars for the 1200-mile journey
• The Orangemen for giving us an excuse to make this trip (hey, we still have the Big East Title...)
• The staff of the Miami Travelodge and the Kissimmee Econolodge
• Disney World and Epcot (even tho Journey into Imagination was closed)

And now, the Orange Bowl Quote List...

1. Pacifier Man (to himself): Both of you shut up!
2. Ca: Pacifier Man called me a "fucking cracker"
      G: Maybe he called you a "fucking crack whore"
3. Someone on CB: Is this Big Lon Jay?
4. Ca: Okay I'm on the wrong channel...
5. Jill (2 blocks from G's house): Are we there yet?
6. Someone on CB: How's your tractor doing Mark?
7. Ca: Lou wants to know what's for dinner at Kristen's house.
      Joe: Yes Kristen has big breasts Ca.
8. G: Do you want to stop?
      Mark: No, I think we can drive a little bit longer first.
      G: No asshole, I said we're coming up on a White Castle, do you want to stop??
9. Lou: This road just sucks.
10. Jill: At least Jersey people don't drive tractors.
11. Ca: My toy is broken...
      CBer: Hey the chicken's back!
12. Ca: Lou wants to know...what's a track ho?
      G: *You're* a crack whore Ca.
13. CBer: Let's play leapfrog!
14. CBer: Wa wa wa wa wa...
15. Joe: Moo moo to you Ca.
16. Ca: I have no idea what that says (looking at something I wrote 2 minutes ago).
17. Lou: There's a lot of rulage on this CD.
18. Random trucker on CB: ...so she took her teeth out and wanted to give me a blow job, and I died because I know how she operates...
19. Ca: Were you beeping?
      Mark: No, I have no idea where he is.
20. Ca: Listen here Shark, I'll shove your balls so far up your ass you'll need a passport to take a shit.
      (pause)
      G: He's gonna be thinking about that one all night...
21. Shark: Hey you better not be drinking my beers in the backseat!
22. Lou: Don't call it beer over the CB...give him a code word in case there are cops listening...
23. Ca: We're going to get out our NATURAL ICE...cream.
24. Shark: Hey Ca, do you think I'm the best trucker there ever was?
25. Lou: I'm rather indifferent to Maryland.
26. Lou: Beeping means beer.
27. Ca: I said, Rabbits eat lettuce.
      Shark: You have to pee already?
28. Shark: We don't have an FM radio...
29. Lou's car: W-G-A-Y?? (Yes it is an actual station)
30. Mindy: Turn signals are your friend, Kristin.
31. Reinhold: You can drop me off at the next rest stop...
32. Jill: There once was a man named Greg, who enjoyed an occasional keg...
      Reinhold: Then he became a traitor and ditched and went in another car.
33. CBer: Then again he does own a tractor...
34. Ca: Does the tent have windows?
35. G: So what'd Mark say when he lost his tractor?
      Ca: Isn't there some country song about a tractor? You know, you play it backwards and Mark gets his tractor back?
36. Shark: Shut up you FM-radio-having motherfucker
37. Cber (after cigarettes are thrown at a car): It must've been the midget.
38. Ca (singing along to "Miami"): "Hundred-thousand dollar tractors, e'ybody got 'em..."
39. CBer: It's AM vs. the DJ car...
40. CBer: Bring on the Saturn!!
41. Joe: G, I AM YOUR FATHER
42. CBer: You can't lead, you're a NIB...
43. Ca (waking up at 3 am to hear people trying to do Dr. Dirty): Nipple bosom hair pie finger fuck screw! (goes back to sleep)
44. Ca: Cosmo Quiz: Is Joe a diva?
45. Jill: They sleep with more than one women.
46. CBer:What time do you think the sun'll come up?
47. Lou (written in Ca's notebook): "9:08 - Mark has WGAY sex with Lon (again)"
48. CBer: Shut up with your Yankee crap!
49. Jill:Look, that tree looks like a giraffe!
      Shark: Yeah, if you're hallucinating or on crack
50. Lou's car: It's the Jackson Cinco
51. CBer: Watch out for the wildlife security car
      Reinhold: Yeah I think he caught a zebra speeding the other day
52. Mark (on phone with parents): There's stray bullets but nothing aimed directly at us.
53. ?: She needs to get pregnant.
54. Mike and Lou: Call desk for massage?
55. Jill:Mark why do you drive a tractor?
     Mark: Ca why are you such a slut?
     Ca: G what was your question?
     G:Jill why did you take my fucking question??

56. Ca: What are you drinking there?
      Mike Payne: Beer. Big beer.
     Ca:Big fuckin' beer with dicks this long...
57. ?: "When a man mounts a woman..."
58. Joe: You can't say "Let's go orange"!
58 1/2/ Lon Jay: What's this, Sigma Iota Pi?
59. Joe: Jon, you could tell me to fuck myself all day long...
60. Ca (upon taking the same downtown Miami exit for the 57th time): Look kids, Big Ben...
61. ?: Greg is mu-ute...clap, clap, clap clap clap...
62. Hey Mark, some guy just won a tractor (thank you Price is Right)
63. Joe: Chris Brown is Norm.
64. G?: If I woke up dead I'd be pissed.
65. Unknown : Jill is awesome and her head is shaped like a cookie.
66. Ca: I object on the grounds that it may lead to more naked Andy...
67. Ca (re: Joe's "sacred" jeans): He's got a hole for each nut...
68. Ca : Ike, repeat after me...(chugs beer)
69. Reinhold: Even if you're tall you're still...dumb.
70. Ca : Mike Payne Smith.
      Mike Payne Smith: Ca.
71. Ca: He's embarrassed cuz he knows you caught him thinking about you naked.
72. Ca: Why do I have an ice cube up my ass?
      Those debating "blank-as-balls" vs. "blank-as-ass": It's as cold as Ca's ass...
73. Jon M.: I don't like balls, I like ass.
74. Mike Payne Smith: Fosters...Australian for Beer
75. G (after his brush with death) If I'm an asshole, I don't mind dying for that, but not because HE's an asshole...
76. Mike Payne (watching Ike "be sad" at Geoff): That looks like that guy from "Deliverance"...
77. Ca:Geoff are you gonna try to take me somewhere too?
      Geoff: If ya want me to, ya slut.
78. Mike Payne and his 17 miles of beauty...Australian for drunk.
79. Ike?: Aright, we're gonna take a short break from these jokes...we'll be back with something that's not these jokes.
80. Joe: If she wakes up you better kill her.
81. Joe: Thank you, I rest my piece.
82. Ike (re: intoxicated Joe): He can't even spell the word "up"
83. Ca: Mike Payne Smith, Ca, Ca, Mike Payne Smith...we just got two quotes for the price of one!
84. Ike: Let's play the gism game... "Excuse me, you dropped gism."
      Ca: "Park head in gism."

disney world rules...

85. Ike: That bug has 3 antennas...I wonder if he's retarded or if he's just...like that.
86. Ike (on the ferry to Disney getting excited as he looks at the map): There's already too many things to see and we're not even there yet!
87. Ike: That was cool...that's cool...(pointing) cool...
88. Ca: The Queen of Hearts wanted to kick my ass.
89. Mike: ("Fill in all available space") Hey we're just following orders...

90. Little girl: See, Pluto signed my book...that's his mouth and that's a bone...I got Monica Lewinsky's autograph.
      Little girl's mom: Yeah, it was the same signature.

91. "Trish": Can I get you something to drink?
      Ike: Yes.

92. 3-D Ike:(nods head)
93. (on one of the many rides that mysteriously broke while we were there): We broke Disney World.
94. Mike (looking up at the big ball at Epcot): They should build a big golf club next to it.
95. Jay Leno: Do you have any special talents?
      Obnoxious little boy: I'm talented at snipering down fat people who're very boring.

96. Ike: We gotta come back in February.
      Ca: What's in February?
      Ike: It's the next MONTH?

97. Mike: Is this Hanson?
98. Lou: That's my favorite guy with a pacifier.
99. Ike (reading cover of Cosmo) Sex rules.
100. Ca: I'm in CB withdrawal!
101. Ca (taking off fleece): This is in no way associated with Padiddle...
102. Ca: So, Ike, what'd you think of Disney World?
     IkeI don't know, it was okay, I guess, I mean it was only the best time of my life.
103. Ca: Did you see anything cool at Disney World?
      Ike: Maybe one or two cool things, maybe three, maybe everything was cool there...

104. Lou: I think we should have skipped Disney and gone back with the rest of them...
      Ike : Yeah we should have just gone back to Blackbeard
      Mike: I would have been happy spending the day at Walmart

105. Ike: You should have seen Ge-off on the plane reading all these girls' magazines...
      Ca: You mean he wasn't reading Soap Opera Digest?

106. Ike: Where're we going?
      Ca: Route 4.
      Ike: No, I mean, where're we going?
      Ca: Oh you mean as in, "Why are we going back to snow?"
      Ike: Yeah, let's just stay here. We don't need any money. I already have a job...

107. Lou: There's a trooper behind us...
108. Ca (listening to GA DJ making fun of country music): There's hope for the South.
109. Ca (reading sign):"World's greatest marine taxidermist??"
      Lou: That means all the other taxidermists we've seen just aren't the same.
110. Lou: If we pass them on the side of the road, that would just suck. (Thank god I didn't have to write that down due to any irony...)
111. Ike (looking through CDs): Billy Joel, River of Gism...Greatest Gism Volume 1...Wish You Were Gism...Saucer Full of Gism...Eric Clapton, the Cream of Gism...Isn't that redundant?
112. Ike (passing "South of the Border"): Are we in Vegas?
113. Guys: ...something something... GOOD EAT, okay CA?
      Ca (half asleep): Yeah sure whatever...
114. Ca: 7 bucks? You're all dead.
      Employee of fine dining establishment: There's no charge for the lady
      Ca: Okay, you're all only a little dead.