1. ca: see we can drink less, then we spin, so we feel more drunk, but we don’t get sick
2. "foxy"
3. I guess we should have saved the honey brown for when we could actually taste it [nite-o-molson]
4. don’t drink the water...there may be bacteria in it [dave matthews must have been to maine]
5. greg: you’ve fucked girls, and i’ve fucked girls, so therefore we’re both gay [drunken random logic]
6. this is the stupidest commercial...[just ask karl malone]
7. slick (with spanish accent): crazy fahckin’ beetches...
8. spike: they’re called periwinkles...
9. zip...dunk
10. look at the mussels over HERE...
11. lon: nick, you’re lucky you’re you
12. ike: walk like a...? [answers include zimbabwean, lithuanian, pakistani, zairean, dominican republican, puerto rican, etc.]
13. give them the farmerly wave [slick shares his bloomsburgian customs with long island, maine]
14. greg: you’re in charge of the beer, if you see mary justice, dive for the bushes. but protect the beer at all costs.
15. mindy: that’s exciting
16. ca: so...who’s your homeroom teacher...[picking up kids on the ferry]
17. adam sandler: it reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guy’s ass...
18. barry lincoln: teeeeeeeeeeriffic.
19. you’re such a bastard...ohmigod i’m sorry, do you need a hug? [ca tries to be mean]
20. ca: does this cancel out your renewed faith in children? [the only thing they weren’t selling on july 4th was a muzzle for the kid behind us]
21. greg: let’s go forward, clap clap clap clap clap [well, it worked for a minute]
22. hey, ca doesn’t want us to tell her that this is number 109...
23. ryan: what did she say? cocksmoker??
24. spike: so, do you think we’ll make the 12:05?
25. friend: that’s a 25-million-dollar view right there.
     josh/spike: let’s see...25 million divided by three...
26. ca: so...where do you graze...[picking up dee-uh]
27. josh: I think it’s all the red ants, they’re heading right for your veins [never tell people what grosses you out]
28. ike: I see an alligator
     ca: no, it’s a guy with a butcher knife...but his head just caught on fire so I think we’re safe now
29. are YOU stopping for ME? [those of us from the new york metropolitan area couldn’t quite get used to maine’s strange habit of not aiming for pedestrians]
30. whenever I try to brake...i do that [spike helped me explain my rollerblading difficulties by giving a demonstration]
31. wake up, it’s time for your 10:00 [ike tries to put ca to work at his new brothel]